I am extremely happy that Trump is addressing matters of importance over in Scotland!

[DJ Spanky]

Trump discusses whisky tariffs and Gaza with Swinney

On whisky tariffs, Swinney said: "When the president came to Scotland at the end of last week, I think his view was that the trade deal with the UK was done and dusted.

"I was setting out to him a very unique circumstance around Scotch whisky which can only be produced in Scotland.

"It's not something that can be relocated somewhere else.

"I was pointing out the significance of that point and appealing to his sentiment about being very positive about Scotland - which he is - to try to get to a better position."

 

[Frank Lee]

Copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny. Fact.